Monday, June 19, 2017

Perez plays down talk of Ronaldo exit


Real Madrid president Florentino Perez has played down talk that Cristiano Ronaldo could be about to leave the club, claiming the Portugal international is 'at ease' at Madrid.

Perez also confirmed that no club has made an offer for the 32-year-old, who has a release clause of £1 billion.

GOOD MORNING PEOPLE!! LIVE FOR OTHERS



1.Can u cry under water?
2. Do fishes ever get thirsty?
3.Why is it called building when it is already built?
4.I love you is not a question, then why does it need an answer?
5.Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
6.If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Are you also confused? Nothing in nature lives for itself. Rivers don't drink their own water, Trees don't eat their own fruit.The sun doesn't produce heat for itself and the moon never goes on a honeymoon. 
Living for others is the rule of nature. Be each others keepers and God will reward you abundantly.
Good morning

Evans' wife can't speak good English, but she drives the latest 2016/2017 Lexus Jeep


Freeze took to his Instagram page to reveal that his kids attend the same school as Kidnapper Evan’s kids.

In an Instagram post he wrote;

Food is more important to a male than a female...Specimen A!!


It was a practical session in the psychology class.

The proffessor showed a large cage with a male rat in it.

The rat was in the middle of the cage.

Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on one side and kept a female rat on the other side.

The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.

Then, the professor changed the cake and replaced it with some bread.

The male rat ran towards the bread.

This experiment went on with the professor changing the food every time.

And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat.

Professor said: This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction.

Then, one of the students from the back rows said:

"Sir, why don't you change the female rat?This one may be his wife!"

The professor stood straight up his finger pointing towards the student and said "You got an A!"

Can You Eat Only Thrice a Week? This married couple can


A married couple have gotten international attention due to their Breatharian lifestyle which involves very low consumption of food. A married couple named Akahi Ricardo and Camila Castello who live in both America and Ecuador have a strange diet that might surprise you. They are dedicated Breatharians who got married in 2008.

#So this girl sat beside me in church and was singing...Owerri to Calvary He Went For Me


Churches should please endeavor to mount projectors so that song lyrics could be displayed for most people who murder songs

#So this girl sat beside me in church and was singing...

Can anyone remember this poem from primary school?


              
EVER-GREEN MESSAGES FOR A LASTING LEGACY!

Check this Odunjo ageless Discovery:

ISÉ NI ÒÒGÙN ÌSÉ
Work is the antidote for poverty.

MÚRA SÍ ISÉ RE, ÒRÉ MI
Work hard, my friend.

ISÉ NI A FI Í DI ENI GIGA
Work/Labour is a major tool for elevation.
(Aspiring to higher height is fully dependent on hard work).

BÍ A KÒ BÁ RÉNI FÈYÌN TÌ, BÍ ÒLE LÀ Á RÍ
If we do not have anyone to lean on, we appear indolent.

BÍ A KO RÉNI GBÉKÈLÉ
if we do not have anyone to trust (or can depend on).

À A TERA MÓ ISÉ ENI
we simply work harder.

ÌYÁ RE LÈ LÓWÓ LÓWÓ
Your mother may be wealthy.

BÀBÁ SÌ LÈ LÉSIN LÉÈKÀN
Your father may have a ranch full of horses.

BÍ O BÁ GBÓJÚ LÉ WON
if you depend on their riches alone,

O TÉ TÁN NI MO SO FÚN O
you may end up in shame and disgrace, I tell you.

OHUN TÍ A KÒ BA JÌYÀ FÚN
whatever gain one does not work hard to earn.

KÌ Í LÈ TÓJÓ
usually does not last.

OHUN TÍ A BÁ FARA SISÉ FÚN
whatever gain one seriously Laboured for,

NÍ Í PÉ LÓWÓ ENI
is the one that lasts in one's hands (while in one's
possession).

APÁ LARÁ
the arm is a relative

ÌGÙNPÁ NÌYEKAN
the elbow is a sibling.

BÍ AYÉ N FÉ O LÓNÌÍ
YOU may be loved by all today.

BÍ O BÁ LÓWÓ LÓWÓ
It is when you have money,

NI WON Á MÁA FÉ O LÓLA
that they will love you again tomorrow.

TÀBÍ TÍ O BÁ WÀ NÍ IPÒ ÀTÀTÀ
or when you are in a high or respectable position,

AYÉ Á YÉ O SÍ TÈRÍN-TÈRÍN
All will honour you with cheers and smiles.

JÉ KÍ O DI ENI TI N RÁÁGÓ
wait till you become poor or a struggler,

KÍ O RÍ BÁYÉ TI Í YINMÚ SINI
and you will see how all grimace at you as they pass you by.

ÈKÓ SÌ TÚN N SONI Í DÒGÁ
Education also elevates/promotes to higher positions. 

MÚRA KÍ O KÓ O DÁRADÁRA
work hard to acquire good education.

BÍ O SÌ RÍ ÒPÒ ÈNÌYÀN
and if you see a lot of people,

TÍ WÓN N FI ÈKÓ SE ÈRÍN RÍN
making Education a laughing stock.

DÁKUN MÁ SE FARA WÉ WON
please do not emulate or keep their company.

ÌYÀ N BÒ FÓMO TÍ KÒ GBÓN
suffering is lying in wait for an unserious kid.

EKÚN N BE FÓMO TÓ N SÁ KIRI
sorrow is in the reserve for a truant kid.

MÁ FÒWÚRÒ SERÉ, ÒRÉ MI
Never toy with your early years, my friend.

MÚRA SÍSÉ, OJÓ N LO
Work harder; time and tide wait for no one.

Let’s pass it on to our children and friends.

Original work by J.F Odunjo

One Surprisingly Huge Health Benefit to Ejaculation

 


JUNE 16TH 2017
By: Kyle Jaeger
If you're a man worried about developing prostate cancer, there appears to be at least one preventative step you can take to lower your risk from the comfort of your own bedroom.

I will kill Bobrisky... – Skales says in a video interview


In a recent interview, rapper Skales has shocked Nigerians after he shared some juicy details about his life. During the edition of Secret Questions, Skales revealed unexpected details about his life, including details about his past. However, what shocked Nigerians was Skales reply when he was asked who he would kill, date and kiss if he was given the opportunity. Skales replied and said "I will kill Bobrisky, kiss Toke Makinwa and date Yemi Alade.

Heartbroken Nigerian Man on Father's Day Tells Fathers To Go For DNA Test after Finding Out He's Not The Daddy of A Son

After finding out that he is not the father to his son who he loved so much, a heartbroken Nigerian man took to Instagram to advice Nigerian men to go for DNA test.
Wishing fathers a happy father’s day, @Mr_burly wrote;

“I will tell a story!!! A story that brings so much pain to me, for a minute I thought I was his dad, my mom was super happy,the smile on her face the day I showed pictures of My little man to her.

I paid all I was asked to pay. I mean,I was ready to spend my last cash on this little man. I took full responsibility and did all she asked for. I was the best father to this little man, she (even the mother) didn’t lack noting (anything),any of my friends then will complain my spending on this Evil Lady.

Happiness went sore on that Monday morning when I took my brother @iamstanchesta he came from Nigeria to Ghana just to see my son, nigga was so happy he thought he was already someone’s uncle and then the whole truth unveiled. He was never my son, NAJIB was never my son.

Girls can be so devilish.Don’t just be fast to judge me if I act like an A*#S towards you. Trust me I (have) seen the dark side. Happy Father’s Day to all the amazing dad out there please try go for DNA,

be sure that child is yours.U won’t be happy to walk my path. #beenhurt#amstrong #shouldhavebeenadadbynow#sad #lofegoeson”

No Mosquito Net, No Wedding - Sokoto State New Law On Marriage


As a way of curbing malaria and spread of other diseases, the Sokoto State Government’s new law will mandate potential suitors to add insecticide-treated mosquito nets to the brideprice they pay before getting married.

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Kidnap victim narrates how he escaped the night before Evans and his men planned to kill him


This is such an incredible, sad and heart rending story shared by Vanguard newspaper. A man named Chief Donatus (as he preferred to be identified in story for security reasons), is one of Evan's kidnap victims and he was abducted near his office on February 14, 2017. He was held for three whole months and miraculously escaped from their hideout. In this exclusive interview with Vanguard, the man gave a vivid account of the hair-raising ugly encounter. Read it after the cut...

You may now RE-KISS the Bride, Dont be shy...JCCI, ISALE ABETU


So I attended service at Jubilee Christian Church International as they have a 3-day seminar, and what caught my attention the most was when the minister called out all those who are married and after recitations instructed the couples to kiss each other. That was when some congregants stood up for a better view, even the children jumped out of their chairs and leaned forward to catch a 'sight to behold', to their amazement and giggles.

Saturday, June 17, 2017

Billionaire Kidnap Mastermind, Evan’s Wife Makes Shocking Confessions, Begs For Mercy


Following the arrest of Billionaire criminal mastermind, Chukwudubem Onwuamadike, popularly known as Evans, the arrested kingpin’s wife, Uchenna Onwuamadike who is reportedly based in Ghana has begged Nigerians to have mercy on her husband and family.

DAVIDO AND HIS BILLIONAIRE DAD ANNOUNCES FREE SCHOLARSHIP SCHEME FOR 2017 TO APPRECIATE GOD’S WORK IN THEIR FAMILY


DAVIDO and his billionaire dad are here to show appreciation to God almighy for his blessing upon there life’s and the life of there family by given scholarship scheme for 2017 with a motivational pursuit of free educational.

Davido’s father is sure a very proud dad… and he is proud of his son. It’s the dream of every father to be alive and witness his child become so successful…. While it’s the dream of every child to become more successful than his father.. While it’s the dream of some to have a father as successful to they wouldn’t have to struggle.

The Davido ( OBO ) himself is a true supporter of western education. In his statement he is giving back to the society and his fans and to sponsor people both in the university and secondary education, saying “Everyone Deserves Education” apply, Limited slots left.

To get Davido scholarship for 2017, remember the deadline is very close.

For Candidates who has not applied for Davido scholarship before,

We hope your application is accepted. Good Luck…

2017 MTN Massive Recruitment - 40 Exciting Roles


In addition to the previous set of advertised vacancies , please find listed below 40 new vacancies for highly skilled professionals looking to take their career to the next level.


Analyst, Prepaid Segment (High Value)
Analyst, Product Development - Mobile Financial Services (MFS)
Business Analyst Segment & Channel Planning
Business Analyst
Channel Analyst – Customer Acquisition
Customer Relationship Officer (Walk-In)
Customer Relationship Officer (Self Service)
Customer Relationship Officer- Testing
Financial Planning Analyst - Tax
Senior Manager Quality Assurance & Testing
Senior Manager, Mass Market Segment
Senior Manager, Regulatory Affairs
Service, Asset, and Configuration Coordinator
Senior Manager, Propositions & Go-To-Market
Supervisor Expediting
Talent & Career Development Manager
Talent Development Advisor
Transmission Core Planning Engineer
Treasury Dealer - Money Market
IP Access Architect
Account Partner SME (Lagos, Akure & North East)
Brand & Communications Manager
Manager Customer Services (Quality Assurance & Service Management)
Engineering Support Services (ESS) - Power Specialist
Manager Infrastructure and Platform
Manager, Network Enterprise Services (NES) Project
Manager, Network Enterprise Services (NES) Strategic Project
Manager, Network Enterprise Services (NES)
Network Security Planning Engineer
Pricing Analyst
Radio Access Performance Engineer
RF Optimization Engineer
Senior Manager, RF Planning
Senior Manager, Radio Access Implementation
Senior Specialist ICT Solutions
Technical Systems Support Engineer
Accountant, Financial Planning – Financial Analysis
Manager, Business Intelligence
Senior Manager, Business Planning & Analysis
Senior Manager, Financial Management & Business Optimization

Kindly visit http://www.mtnonline.com/e-recruiter to view and apply for the role that fits you

Application closes on the 22nd June, 2017.

Dear Lord, I sincerely thank You for giving me a yesterday's Wife.


 vs 
Comparative Analysis Between Wives of Today and Those of Yesterday:

1). *Yesterday's Wives* :
Welcome my husband, hope the office was not stressful., your favorite food is ready, let me lead you to the bathroom first, then you take your dinner, you look so tired, am sure you'll be okay after taking your dinner, welcome my one and only.

*Today's Wives*:
Please don't put unnecessary pressure on me, you can go to the fridge pick up the stew, microwave it and boil the remaining rice, I am your wife and not your cook.

2). *Yesterday's Wives*:
Darling stop thinking about our lack of money. It's going to be temporary. God will see us through and we are going to come out of it stronger. After all, we can still feed ourselves and the children. We need to give the Almighty that glory. I am with you through thick and thin, my husband, the owner of my dowry.

*Today's Wives*: ________________Look I am sick and tired of living in this abject poverty with you. Why did you bring me to your house when you know that you are not ready for marriage? Every day is one complaint or the other. Are you the Complainant General of Nigeria. We don't have cars, our house is Face me and slap you, when your mates are in GRAs. Look if you don't find solutions to your problems, you will come back and not find me in this your rotten house.

3). *Yesterday's Wives*: ____________My husband, we only have 2 children, don't you think we should have more. You know children are gifts and mercies from God. And the more the merrier.

*Today's Wives*: _______________Look am sick and tired of this marriage. You won't allow me to rest by your constant urge to have more children. I am okay with our two children. I can't allow you to spoil my figure 8 by bearing another 4 children. You are so wicked that I feel you want to spoil my psychedelic looks. If you dare force me, I will sue you for rape.

4). *Yesterday's Wives*: ___________My husband, take heart and don't worry. I shall go with you to Zaria. Your being transferred from the glitterati of Abuja to Zaria might be a blessing in disguise. We shall take the advantage of the educational institutions to advance our education. Some disappointments could be a blessing.

*Today's Wives*: ______________Me I can't follow you to Zaria o. God forbid bad thing. From Abuja to Zaria? I can't cope with such a demotion. To start living in a village? You had better look for another wife. I can't live in a city without silver birds, Amigo Supermarket or Dunes

5) *Yesterday's Wives*: __________My husband, I have enough clothes. This N30.000 you are giving me, pls keep it and save for a rainy day.

*Today's Wives*: ________________Why are you so stingy? Do you have super glue in your palms?What an insult. What kind of shopping do you want me to do with N50,000?What can I buy? Is it Swiss lace or Dubai gold. I am disappointed in you. Your mates are giving their wives $5,000 to shop, here you are humiliating me with naira. I don't blame you. It is because I refused to marry Chief Antonio that's why you are messing up with me.

*Yesterday's wives ________________ Darling our children will resume next week, I have bought new bags and sandals for them, I have also kept some money for their text books, may God bless u for their tuition fees.

*Today's wives _____________ Your children are resuming next week, I don't want to hear story of no money o, they will change their school bags, sandals, water bottles etc and their textbooks, make sure the money is completed this time o, afterall they bear your surname not mine.

*Uhhhm!! Though we still have some good wives in today's wives. But Where do our wives belong? Yesterday or Today ?????

Manchester United reach agreement with Morata


Manchester United's ambitious plans are for real. After announcing the official signing of Victor Lindelof from Benfica, the Red Devils are looking to add a star forward to replace Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

Their main target over the last few weeks has been Alvaro Morata. Terms have been agreed upon by the player and Man United however a deal still needs to be reached with Real Madrid.

The transfer could take a while as Real Madrid are looking to cash in on an enormous transfer fee.

Morata is willing to play in England and Mourinho is impatiently waiting to give the reigns up front to the Spaniard. The ball is now in Madrid's court.

Friday, June 16, 2017

Kante explains why he picked Chelsea ahead of Paris Saint-Germain


N'Golo Kante has revealed that he turned down the opportunity to sign for Paris Saint-Germain last summer, instead electing to move to Chelsea.

Since switching to Stamford Bridge from Leicester for a fee of £30 million, the France international midfielder has enjoyed terrific success both on a team and individual level.

Under Antonio Conte, the Blues won the Premier League at a canter, while he was voted the division's best player by both colleagues and journalists.

“It’s true that PSG were like other clubs after my good season with Leicester,” he told Le Parisien. “But I chose Chelsea after speaking to the coach and the sporting director. And I don’t regret it.

“What’s more, the league and the style of play in England pleases me.

Ronaldo’s hunger feeds Real Madrid – Asensio


Marcos Asensio has praised Real Madrid team-mate Cristiano Ronaldo’s hunger to win, stating that the Ballon d’Or winner’s work ethic provides those around him with a desire to constantly improve.

Los Blancos have won three Champions Leagues in the last four years, with Ronaldo as the driving force, and the attacking midfielder, who scored in the 4-1 win over Juventus a fortnight ago, has explained that the Portuguese sets the tone with the way he trains.


“What I admire about him is the ambition he has after having won so many things on a collective and individual basis,” the 21-year-old told Marca.

“The hunger he still has, the way he trained and the same he stays in the gym once we've finished. He always wants more and that affects the rest of the team. In every training session, you learn from him.”

Meanwhile, he says that the team have to aim just as high next season.


New Music Alert!! "Africa Arise": The Anthem Igniting Africa’s Future - The Jedais

From the stables of The Jedais comes this lovely continental anthem Africa Arise.